The Meanderings of A country housewife and mother.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Bathroom Signs

Bathroom Signs



Friends don't let friends take home ugly menWomen's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time,and time is a waste of life,then let's all get wasted togetherand have the time of our lives.Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

Remember, it's not,"How high are you?"it's"Hi, how are you?" Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tiredof putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

At the feast of egoeveryone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war.. -Hell, do bothGET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Revolution Books New York, New York.

If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! Men's Restroom The House of Representatives Washington DC

Express Lane: Five beers or less Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him. Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.

No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

and my favorite, and most realistic one ~~~

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it. Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX



3 comments:

Anvilcloud said...

Good for you; you've got a link list going. Start it with a (ul) however, and take out that extra bracket after you last (li). (I'm using curly brackets instead of angle brackets because Blogger likes them better in comments because angle brackets are for commands.)

Cheryl said...

Be like brother, not like sis, lift the lid before you piss.
from the slide at the park I used to play at as a kid.

Dee said...

thanks a.c. I will do that soon.

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