The Meanderings of A country housewife and mother.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

A Dog's Philosophy


1. The reason a dog has so many friends is that his tail wags instead of his tongue...anonymous.

2.Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful..Ann Landers

3.If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.-Will Rogers

4. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.-Ben Williams

5. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loveshimself.-Josh Billings

6. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.-Andy Rooney

7. We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.-M. Acklam

8. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.-Sigmund Freud

9. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.-Rita Rudner

10. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around threetimes before lying down.-Robert Benchley

11. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.-Franklin P. Jones

12. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. (OOPS!! I was wondering about that)-UnknownMy dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.-Joe Weinstein

13. Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!-Anne Tyler

14. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.-Robert A. Heinlein

15. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.-Mark Twain

16. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'- Dave Barry\
17. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.-Roger Caras

18. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in yourpocket and then give him only two of them.-Phil Pastoret

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Music

  • Beatles
  • Classic Rock of all kinds
  • Garth Brooks
  • Music from the sixties and seventies
  • Very old Gospel and country music
  • Vince Gill

Music

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Books I love

  • Chicken Soup Series
  • Gone With the Wind
  • The Bible
  • The Shinning
  • Turning angel

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I just enjoy life. Especially my family and all the little things life has to offer. I love reading and chatting with my online friends and quilting. I always have a project started. Sometimes I have two or three going.